It's been a little while, but I have some captions for you

Hello everyone. Sorry for the short absence, I've been a bit busy with things lately and haven't really had the time or ideas to create new captions. I took a bit of time tonight to make some more, though I would say they aren't as fulfilling as some of my others. I also feel a little bad for missing out on Halloween captions, those always seem to be the best. Anyway I've thrown together a few. Enjoy!

The day after Halloween:

Strange Drink:

The oblivious husband: